"PROVINCE 11" HAT – FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE USA 🇨🇦
🧢 From Failed State to Free Health Care — Welcome to Canada, Neighbour! 🧢
Tired of watching your southern cousins spiral into chaos? Thought so.
This hat is your invitation to laugh, love, and low wait times at the ER.
Boldly embroidered with “Province 11”, this satirical cap flips the script on the whole “51st State” nonsense — because if anyone’s joining anyone, it’s America becoming Canadian.
✅ Free speech? Still legal here.
✅ Free health care? You bet.
✅ Free hat? Not quite — but worth every loonie.
Whether you're Canadian with a dark sense of humour or American and just really tired, this hat says what we’re all thinking:
Welcome to the family. We brought poutine.
Slap it on your head like a passport stamp to the Great North. 🇨🇦
